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thedailywhat: GIF of the Day: Kitten Pizza Galaxy Animated GIF...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 14:17:28 -0500

thedailywhat:

GIF of the Day: Kitten Pizza Galaxy

Animated GIF version of “Kitten Pizza Galaxy” byBeth Zimmerman.

Audio

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 02:38:32 -0400

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Sat, 15 Sep 2012 16:19:25 -0400

Photo

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 12:59:01 -0400

danforth: Kitties! dating.

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 16:28:04 -0400

danforth:

Kitties!

dating.

ANGEL HAZE IS A BAD BITCH. this right here makes me want to...

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 14:54:00 -0400

ANGEL HAZE IS A BAD BITCH.

this right here makes me want to double dutch with razor blades on a hot summer day in the BK.

vicemag: Holy shit guys, the Westminster Dog Show…on Acid!...

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 13:19:29 -0400

vicemag:

Holy shit guys, the Westminster Dog Show…on Acid! video is really really funny.

i love vice so much.

frankocean: only this. all day.

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 15:12:37 -0400

frankocean:

only this. all day.

Dinner for Schmucks/ Fucks/ Buck$$$

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 15:26:59 -0400

“What’s the catch? Where is he?”

I knew something was up when my friend invited me and our other girlfriend to a free dinner downtown this past week. Knowing her, her slave (she’s a dominatrix, remember?) was lurking somewhere getting his rocks off watching us eat. (Which I was okay with, as long as he paid the bill at the end.)

But no catch! He wasn’t even in the restaurant. He was down the street, waiting patiently for his master to let him know that he could come pay the bill. Knowing that she, and her 2 girlfriends were ordering, with reckless abandon, every single thing off the menu.

To me, it felt just like a regular girls night out! After stuffing our faces full of melt in your mouth sushi, we were hankering for a little dessert, so she summoned her slave to deliver us macaroons from the french patisserie across the street. This would be the first time I would see him! It was that same weird feeling as when you meet your friend’s new boyfriend for the first time, and you’ve already discussed what he’s like in bed, his penis size, all his most personal and most secret details… you know already. Like, “Honey… I know what you look like naked and what your moves are already. But nice to meet you. Shall we get a drink and chat about that annoying guy at your office?”

My chest tightened and I held my breath as this white haired man (late 50s maybe?) in a dark blue windbreaker, approached, head down, gaze averted, holding the pink pastry gift box in both hands, like a child offering his report card to his tiger mother. He looked like so many of my friends’ dads.

“Pay the bill loser. Come here.” (SLAP! RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!)
I’ve never seen anybody slap someone in the face in a nice restaurant like the one we were in before so I was slack jawed and wide eyed.

After he paid the bill, he didn’t say a word to any of us and left. I wondered, “Did anybody else in the restaurant see? What did they think? What did our sweet petite Asian waitress think?” All those thoughts quickly vanished as I bit into the pillowy sweet pistachio macaroon, dusted with gold.

“I could get used to this,” I mused to myself. And you know what? I probably would do this again. Pleasure for me (noms!) + Pleasure for him (paying for girls’ dinners + jerking off later?) Hey — I never said real life was pretty.

Waves — Joey Bada$$ can’t wait for 1999 to drop. so...

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 13:44:16 -0400

Waves — Joey Bada$$

can’t wait for 1999 to drop. so dope.

Video

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 16:50:00 -0400

artchipel: Anka Zhuravleva - Color tales ya’ll know how...

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 12:27:25 -0400

artchipel:

Anka Zhuravleva - Color tales

ya’ll know how i feel about rabbits…

ARE YOU MARRIED? STOP TALKING.

Tue, 29 May 2012 16:34:00 -0400

Holy shit this is a new chapter in my young life. This is almost as momentous as when I got my period for the first time when I was in the 5th grade (early bloomer, yeah, TMI blahblahblah..), and I had to call my friend crying over loss of my youth, because I had to cancel our ice skating play date.

THE NEW CHAPTER: I officially have to start looking at men’s ring fingers. Shit motherfucker, this weekend was a test for me, and also another reminder as to why I am terrified of commitment. Because men are triflin’.

MARRIED GUY #1 - you kissed me. you shamelessly flirted with me. and then I saw the ring on your finger and the photos of your kids, and I Houdini-ed out of there.

MARRIED GUY #2 - we talked for a long time - so engaging. This was not shameless flirtation by any means, but I was still bummed to find that ring on your finger and when you said, “MY WIFE…” WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SITTING IN MY LIVING ROOM AT 1 IN THE MORNING WHEN YOU’RE MARRIED?

DIVORCED GUY - Yeah. You’re divorced. Is this supposed to be some sort of consolation prize, Universe?

THIS GUY IS THE WORST

nevver: Sorry this seems…. necessary.

Tue, 22 May 2012 16:29:55 -0400

nevver:

Sorry

this seems…. necessary.

artchipel: Tumblr Monday 59 Daniele Buetti (b.1955,...

Mon, 21 May 2012 11:14:02 -0400

artchipel:

Tumblr Monday 59

Daniele Buetti (b.1955, Switzerland) - White Tears, Lightbox #230. C-print on lightbox, 100x81 cm (2005) / Hand. Lightbox, 97x127 cm (2001-2002)

Many thanks to showslow for this Tumblr Monday to share with us one of her favorites contemporary visual artists: Daniele Buetti, who works in various media including photography, video, sound, drawing, sculpture, and digitally assisted work. The nature of reality and the function of our emotions is Buetti’s ongoing concern. His scenarios use the language and tools of visual seduction, familiar to us through our exposure to advertising and the media. Thus, the artist initially conveys us to a world of apparent desirable happiness and fame. Buetti, however, looks behind the curtains of high-gloss limelight to reveal the frailness of appearances, together with the anxiety and insecurity behind an immaculate façade. He equips his beauties with speech bubbles for them to express unspoken, very personal feelings, far from their consumer appeal. We are lead to reflect on our own emotional experience of the close and infinitely precarious, but also emotional relationship between appearance and reality, exaltation and despair. (cf. wikipedia).

[more Daniele Buetti | Tumblr Monday with showslow]

he speaks the truth.

Fri, 18 May 2012 22:19:18 -0400

he speaks the truth.

PROMOTED TO DEVELOPMENT COORDINATOR. via realitytvgifs

Fri, 18 May 2012 14:32:54 -0400

PROMOTED TO DEVELOPMENT COORDINATOR.

via realitytvgifs

nevver: Bullshit youth

Mon, 14 May 2012 18:57:59 -0400

nevver:

Bullshit youth

very talented friends. excited to help out in june....

Mon, 14 May 2012 14:09:31 -0400

very talented friends. excited to help out in june. x

nickraymccann:

Visit the link below to help contribute and support FIVE TRIPS! THANK YOU!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/nickraymccann/five-trips-a-film-by-nick-ray-mccann

Champagne Coast - Blood Orange this is totally part of my new...

Tue, 08 May 2012 13:39:00 -0400

Champagne Coast - Blood Orange

this is totally part of my new summer jam playlist.